News reports that several mega-churches in America have decided to cancel their Sunday mass services on the religious holiday popularly known as Christmas
. This holiday used to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, whom christians claim as a god. But nowadays, folks are just too darn busy with consumer values on Christmas to attend church, so in a pragmatic compromise, the megachurches called a day off.
Oh, by the way, Merry Xmas! Now it really is Exmass.