Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Mass Cancelled

News reports that several mega-churches in America have decided to cancel their Sunday mass services on the religious holiday popularly known as Christmas. This holiday used to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, whom christians claim as a god. But nowadays, folks are just too darn busy with consumer values on Christmas to attend church, so in a pragmatic compromise, the megachurches called a day off.

Oh, by the way, Merry Xmas! Now it really is Exmass.


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